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fuckingblacksabbath:

awastrelmescalined:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#im not saying its aliens #but

• Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
• Me: *Scrolls past*

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

(Source: sburbs)

larry-gaymas:

do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl

sodamnrelatable:

Morning shower:

Night shower:

(Source: xxalfa)